What possesses the birds on our street to dump all over freshly washed cars? On the rare occasion that I actually take the car through a wash I always awake a few mornings later to find it covered with piles of bird droppings, thus rendering the wash useless. Perhaps I should simply never wash the car, but that doesn’t fly with Kim. She kept the car extra clean up until the day I took it over.
The inside never really gets dirty since I really only drive to and from work each day, so I never really think to clean it. Well we took it through one of those car washes where you actually get out of the car and watch it go through a series of cleaning stages on Saturday. We had a little extra time to kill between the wedding and the reception. Anyway, I get in the car this morning to drive in to work and notice the back driver’s side of the car has large piles all over it.
Bunch of savages in this town…