Kim returned to KC yesterday afternoon from her work trip to Charlotte. At some point she must have decided that the rabbit’s ‘allergies’ were a bit too much and she called a vet. As a little background, the rabbit has been sneezing for a few months and lately has developed sores around his nose that we were attributing to his scratching. Anyway, the vet told her that rabbits don’t have allergies and that he probably has an infection that he cannot fight off himself. She decided to take the $70 plunge and take him into the office for an evaluation.

I’m told that the $70 wasn’t just for a visit, but also to cover the medications. Amstel got a shot of antibiotics into his system and some drops that we have to apply to his nose a few times a day. I don’t think they even had to numb him before getting the shot, the giant dogs in the office likely sent him directly into shock. The most surprising thing is that the doctor diagnosed him as having syphilis. Yeah, you read that correctly.

At first I wasn’t sure how that could be possible, since he has been a solitary rabbit since he was tiny. But after doing some research, he does have many of the symptoms of the disease:

  • Lesions around the nose and/or mouth: check
  • Sneezing: check
  • Lesions around the genitalia and/or anus: Uhhh… I haven’t checked

Finally one article I read said that the disease can be maternally transmitted, so I guess that’s the only explanation. Hopefully he will be all cleared up in a week or two.

10 Responses to “That’s One Sick Rabbit”
  1. Tim says:

    Ha your rabbit is a slut.

  2. milafalo says:

    your bunny got an STD. ha!

  3. Phil says:

    Are you sure that’s the ONLY explanation???? You Plaza-types ain’t right. Poor bunny.

  4. edpaffjr says:

    Unless you know something I don’t know. Does it involve Todd in any way???

  5. ed paff sr says:

    i’m sitting in my office reading this laughing out loud. thats the funniest damn thing i have ever read. jr, you are killing me :)

  6. edpaffjr says:

    If only I could make things up that were this funny, then I might have a future in comedy.

  7. Kim says:

    ED- I told you not to put this in your blog!

  8. edpaffjr says:

    Everyone else thinks it funny. :b

  9. Kim says:

    Poor “Syph” doesn’t think it’s so funny :P

  10. Phil says:

    Some good news for you… Lil’ Amstel is not alone:

    cnn news

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