I delayed writing this in hopes that the slackers over at the Johnson County Park and Recreation District would update the volleyball stats from last night. I am now giving up hope. Maybe they have the day off, unlike the rest of us. Anyway, we lost two out of three games again last night. Do you notice a pattern? I thought we played pretty well overall, so maybe we just aren’t ready for the intermediate league. We are now 8-10 and probably in 6th place just like last week.

We are leaving KC in few hours to make the lovely drive to Cincinnati (actually we are going to Hueston Woods first). If you are around the area this weekend, give me a buzz, same number as always. Have a happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Things you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving…

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once
14. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen
15. How long do I beat it before it’s ready
16. You still have a little bit on your chin
17. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up
18. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that