A New Jersey man has been accused of driving while intoxicated while resurfacing the ice of a local rink. “Authorities say John Peragallo was drunk when he drove the four-ton ice-cleaning machine at Mennen Sports Arena in Morristown on Sunday.” Now seriously, how fast can those things really go and was anyone (other than this guy) in any danger of being injured? This story seems even more ridiculous than the last.

Full story. Thanks to my brother for digging this up and sending it to me.

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