I finally got my hands on Artie Lange‘s book Too Fat to Fish. I put myself on the library waiting list months ago, but since there is only one copy in the entire Denver library system it took some time. From the book’s website, “Too Fat to Fish is a collection of outrageous, raw, and painfully funny true stories straight from the life of the actor, comedian, and much-loved cast member of The Howard Stern Show, Artie Lange.” I got it on Tuesday and am nearly halfway through it, currently on page 123 of about 300. I’m sure this is the fastest I’ve ever read through a book, especially since I don’t read too much. But Kim’s been out of town and I’ve been riding the train a bunch, giving me extra time to cruise through it. Though it probably helps if you already know about Artie, but I’d consider this a great book to read.